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2005-06-13 : Urban Mixer Events Calendar
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We want you to read us like a book…or at least an email. If you can't,and the text is coming through as hieroglyphics or Pac Man ASCII or some godforsaken thing, you can always read the truth, the whole truth, and maybe a few PR-sourced exaggerations online at http://www.urbanmixer.com/newsletters. Let us know what the hell your problem is, and if it's actually related in some meaningful way to something that's our fault, we'll fix it for ya. Cuz that's just the sweet kinda ninja monkeys we are. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get
out and get some, and Urban Mixer's topsecret email is here to give
it up for you.
To make sure you get it at least twice a week, slip raj@urbanmixer.com into your little black address book. While we love going incognito,
getting crammed in the junk folder with all those junkies reminds
us
too much of the time we took the #14 bus, which we spent good money
on MORE EVENTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A SUBPOENA AT On the advice of counsel, we have only one comment: Party! You can start this Friday with our Inline Skating Event for Urban Mixer special operatives such as your own special self. Your other missions? Help keep us in mink bedspreads while enjoying shameless physical and social pleasures by signing up for one or more of our urbane Urban Mixer events: dinner parties, rock climbing, Grinding. We knew that one would get your attention! Nobody Grinds it like an Urban Mixer so come join us this Saturday at Grouse Mountain for the most social Grind Event you've ever seen! If you like our Missionary Positions so far, you might also like our river rafting, Evening Mixers, and Speed Dating events, so don't be shy! Assume the Position! Ooooh baby, hit me! You know I like it when you give it to me right here! When you do, I'll show you everything. Well, cuz that's our event calendar, updated continuously. But it sounds way dirty the other way, so don't be all like I'm the weird one, k? Work with me here. Give it to me! More, more, I'm still not satisfied! Right...here. Give me the scoop on a wet and wild, hot and happening event and if you're my first, I'll send you a perfectly respectable-looking Urban Mixer T-shirt to rock on the walk of shame next morning. TALK TO ME, BABY! EMAIL COMMENTS TO raj@urbanmixer.com! Here is everything a secret operative (or even pre-operative) could desire in the way of action. If you like it one at a time instead of a dogpile you can click the link for each day on the right-hand side (in green) and get it a bit at a time. It's not the size: it's how you use it. You can find options to use yours any time at http://www.urbanmixer.com. Just press with that little finger, right...over...here. AH! You don't call, you don't write, you don't email, you don't upload those dirty cellcam pix you took down the top of Tara's dress. Give it up for us! Tell us about the incredible, life-changing time you had at one of our events. Share some podcasts! Save us from the definitive 21st-century shame of checking email and finding none... Raj Taneja, phone: (604) 313-7690
Intermediate Inline Skating, Friday, June 17th, 2005 WHERE: Stanley Park Parking
Lot, 500 Denman Street, Vancouver RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR | REGISTER ONLINE
Grouse Grind Event, Saturday, June 18th, 2005 WHERE: Grouse Mountain, 6400 Nancy
Greene Way, North Vancouver, BC RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR | REGISTER ONLINE
Social Events Showcase and Mixer, Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005 WHERE: Crush Champagne Lounge,
1180 Granville Street, Vancouver RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR | REGISTER ONLINE
What's Next? UPCOMING EVENTS WE RECOMMEND Social Empire Vancouver 2005-07-05, Tuesday, July 5th, 2005 WHERE: The details are only available
to Social Empire members. So what’s this doing here? We think
you may just have what it takes to pass the interview and display your
charms in the company of Vancouver’s best, all of whom have been
pre-screened for their sophistication and fascination. Social Emperors
and Empresses are the bastard children of James Bond and Jodie Foster,
with a little Jane Birkin thrown in. Check out the basics at http://www.socialempire.com and
apply to become a member today! RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR
OTHER UPCOMING EVENTS: RAJ'S PICKS Okay, here goes, the upcoming week at a glance starting Monday, June 13th, 2005. Online, the list is continuously updated and always available for youze to ... use...at http://www.urbanmixer.com/events.asp, day, night, or moments before the mothership drops you back off. Without further ado, here's what's on for this week; be sure to grab an energy bar, cuz this week is busier than Russell Crowe's defense attorney. Exclusive First Run Screening of "Bad Guy" Final Night, Monday, June 13th, 2005 WHERE:
Pacific Cinémathèque, 1131 Howe Street, Vancouver RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR
Dana Olsen Going Away Party at the Railway, Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 WHERE:
The Railway Club, 579 Dunsmuir St, Vancouver RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR
ya! Rendezvous with Art, Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 WHERE:
Vancouver Art Gallery, 750 Hornby, Vancouver RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR
The Digable Planets, Thursday, June 16th, 2005 WHERE:
The Commodore Ballroom, 868 Granville Street, Vancouver RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR
Urban Mixer Intermediate Inline Skating Event, Friday, June 17th, 2005 We're into self-promotion here at Urban Mixer. Check below for more details on this kickass inline skating event coming straight from us to you this Friday! Click here to see the invite.
Urban Mixer Grouse Grind Event, Saturday, June 18th, 2005 We don't take any responsibility for what's published in this section! See below for details on this Urban Mixer Event that you don't wanna miss! Click here to see the invite.
enjoy a night of bliss..., Saturday, June 18th, 2005 WHERE:
Aqua 1066 Restaurant & Lounge, 1066 W. Hastings Street, Vancouver RETURN TO SIDEBAR | ADD TO MY CALENDAR
VOICE OF PASSION, DANCE OF LOVE, Sunday, June 19th, 2005 WHERE:
Vancouver Playhouse, 160 1st Avenue West, Vancouver |
... you just might want to stay single
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All skates start at the Yacht Lot, the marina parking lot at 500 block of Denman (one block north of [below] Georgia), near the Westin Bayshore. Bring your own skates or rent them close by from the rental shop on Denman. Helmets are mandatory. Yes, really. Wrist guards, knee pads, etc. are optional but recommended. Trust me, I’ve still got road rash from two years ago. Other than that, just be sure to swaddle your dangly bits and you’re good to go. Intermediate skaters head out on Friday, June 17th,
6:30 PM. Starting from the Yacht Lot, we’ll wind around the Park
to Second Beach and beyond (shades of Buzz Lightyear!) and do our afterpartying
at Pacific Crab Co., the new Fat Burger on Denman or at Carlos and
Buds depending on the mood of the group and who retains enough glucose
in their brains to make a decision at that point. What: Intermediate Inline Skating RETURN TO SIDEBAR | MORE INFO | ADD TO MY CALENDAR | REGISTER ONLINE Raj, Kent, Frances & Friends |
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npatio where you can enjoy a gorgeous view of
beautiful Vancouver while,of course, mixing and mingling with your
fellow hikers. Pleasebe sure to dress appropriately for this event
(i.e. appropriate footwear and clothing) as this will make your
climb more enjoyable. Cost: $20 if RSVP and payment is received
before June 13th, $25 thereafter. PS - Cost of the ride down is
included in the admission fee. What: Grouse Grind Event RETURN TO SIDEBAR | MORE INFO | ADD TO MY CALENDAR | REGISTER ONLINE Raj, Kent, Frances & Friends |
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Ten bucks will hold your spot and jump you past the lineup, but only if you RSVP by June 15th. After that, you’ll be on that rope line and you’d better have fifteen in your hand or the door nazi won’t even see you. We look forward to having you join us at Crush Champagne Lounge to mix, mingle and check out what this town has to offer! Ever wonder why it is so hard to meet people in Vancouver? Well, we have decided that enough is enough! Come and have a beer, a cocktail, or whatever suits you. Meet up with your friends, make new ones and generally just hang out. You can kick your feet up and relax, knowing that during the week there is a friendly place to go. Let’s make Vancouver the friendliest place to live in Canada. Come by yourself or with a group, it doesn’t matter one way or the other. Space is limited. To gain entry, please RSVP online to secure your space. A ten dollar in advance (online only) or fifteen dollar at the door admission covers entry and the first drink (first fifty guests only). When: Wednesday, June 22nd,
5:00 PM RETURN TO SIDEBAR | MORE INFO | ADD TO MY CALENDAR | REGISTER ONLINE Confirmed Groups: (Last updated June 10, 2005)
Other Confirmed Groups: SMiLES+FLiRTS. Raj, Kent, Frances & Friends |
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