Skipping
Saltspring?
No
wonder: goat milking is about as kinky as it gets over there,
even if you DO use your hands. Better to be a hot child in the
city and break jaded, urban hearts at the glam slamz on this
week's calendar!
You're tuned in and turned on, even if you DO drop in more than
you drop out. Drop US a line anytime and let us know what's
rocking your world at the moment. Hit raj@urbanmixer.com with
a note and let him know where the hot beats and sweet chics
are and he just might award you the coveted Urban Mixer t-shirt
for being our own personal paparazzo. And no points for saying "Dairy
Queen..
WORK iT! HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
To
check out the entire seven days of social mayhem and madness,
click HERE [http://www.urbanmixer.com/events.asp] and be swallowed alive
by the orgasmic avalanche of possibility. If you're more of a
sipper than a gulper, you can click on the day itself and you'll
get just the event for that day hand-fed to you in a silver teaspoon
by tiny, naked elves with flowers in their hair and itty bitty
dragonfly wings. We promise.
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the inside phonecam pix?
Want to get paid for them? Check out Scoopt.com and
do just that! You
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You
know we're here for you, baby. Where? Right here at
http://www.urbanmixer.com,
updated 25/8, 366 days per year by tiny, naked elves with flowers
in their hair and dragonfly wings. Ah, who are we kidding…it's
Bluto and Vinnie with Queensryche tees.
Raj
Taneja
Lordz of Yaletown, Urban Mixer
phone: (604)
313-7690
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com
 ...
you just might want to stay single
IN
THE MIX: Urban MIXER SOIREES
Running
wild and looking pretty? You might as well do it at our parties!
Here are the sexiest backdrops and extras you'll find in all
of Urbanity.
Evening
Mixer
Throw yourself
to the wolves and take a walk on the wild side with Urban
Mixers of all shapes and sizes at Lupo's Caffe & Bar.
WHEN:
Thursday, August 25th, 2005 5:00 PM
WHERE: Lupo's Caffe & Bar, 1014 West Georgia Street, Vancouver
   
Two-Year
Anniversary Party
Another date
to save - we're putting the final touches on this one. Our
very own two-year milestone!
WHEN:
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 5:00 PM
WHERE: Stonegrill, 1661 Granville Street, Vancouver
Dinner
Party
It's a platter
party! So be prepared to share! Come join us and 10 other singles
down at Capones!
WHEN:
Thursday, September 8th, 2005 6:30 PM
WHERE: Stanley Park Parking Lot, 500 Denman Street, Vancouver
Twisted
Conversations Speed Dating
Ages 28 - 39 down
at the Buffalo Club. Get Fast!
WHEN:
Sunday, September 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
WHERE: The Buffalo Club, 1161 Granville Street, Vancouver
HEY
SEXY! RAJ'S PICKS
A cosmopolitan
isn't just a drink, it's a species! If you're a suave sophisticate
seeking same, check out Raj's Picks for upcoming events.
Social
Empire Vancouver 2005-08-18
Polish your epigrams
and ready your repartee; the Social Empire is coming (and
so might you, if you play your cards right)!
WHEN:
Thursday, August 18th, 2005 5:00 PM
WHERE: Members and VIP Guests Only
Shangri
la-dee-da Luau
Check out the
Samoan Fire Knife Dance or the Polynesian Drumbeats in
this amazing setting! Grass Skirt and Coconut Bra not included.
WHEN:
Friday, August 26th, 2005 7:00 PM
WHERE: Azure Lounge & Grill (Plaza of Nations), 750 Pacific Blvd., Vancouver
SUMMER
IN THE CITY: THE WEEK THAT WILL BE
Get
prepped for action; with what we've got for you, you won't see
the inside of your apartment again till Sunday.
What
the Bleep Do We Know!? Post-Conference Seminar
Quantum Physics.
Dr. Quantum says that you can be in two places at once so come
on down and learn how to be there and at work at the same time.
WHEN:
Monday, August 15th, 2005 10:00 AM
WHERE: SFU Burnaby Campus, 8888 University Drive, Burnaby, British
Columbia
Boutique
- Tapped.com magazine launch party
Check out the new
Club 686, a Zebra Club fashion show plus the new Club Industry
inside magazine, supported by Clubvibes,
WHEN:
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005 9:00 PM
WHERE: Club 686, 686 West Hastings Street, Vancouver
ya!
Rendezvous with Art
A guided tour
of the exhibit at the Art Gallery. Auguste Rodin, sculptor.
WHEN:
Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 6:30 PM
WHERE: Vancouver Art Gallery, 750 Hornby Street, Vancouver
Social
Empire Vancouver 2005-08-18
We definitely reccomend!
Of course you need to know the secret password and have to pass
the scrutiny of the Empress to enter. More info HERE.
Aradia
Fitness Fieldtrip!
Aradia's pole
dancing group goes extreme! Come on down to the nudie bar
for some first-hand expert pole-dancing instruction!
WHEN:
Friday, August 19th, 2005 8:30 PM
WHERE: Penthouse, 1019 Seymour, Vancouver
PNE
2005 Opening Day
9AM, Variety
Charity Pancake Breakfast. You know how we Iove dem pancakes!
WHEN:
Saturday, August 20th, 2005 9:00 AM
WHERE: PNE Grounds, 100 N. Renfrew Street, Vancouver
BBQue'D
Inline-Street Hockey / BBQ-Picnic
Come on down
and optionally play Inline. Either that or cook something
up on the barbie, heck - just pop by and say hi to UM Member,
Rick.
WHEN:
Saturday, August 20th, 2005 11:00 AM
WHERE: Moody Park, 701 - 8th Ave., New Westminster, BC
Sizzlin'
Summmer Jerk Festival 2005
Contrary to popular
belief, this isn't about acting a certain way. Nosiree, it's
about exotic Carribean foods, exotic beverages & exotic people.
WHEN:
Sunday, August 21st, 2005 12:00 PM
WHERE: Outdoor Park, 651 E. 15th Avenue, Vancouver
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