Hey
Vancouver !
Before
you get your pinstripe on, check out the untold, intoxicating
wonder of our events this week. From the TK to the TK, this is
the more fun than Pat Robertson could stand. As the Urban Mixer
Most Major Mixologist, my life is constantly threatened by spoilsports
and the exes of my currents, but I fear neither death nor Harry
Parker and his Half-Bred Rottweiler. Risking life, limb, and
the pursuit of happiness, I've rounded up some parties that are
guaranteed to pop your low-riders.
If,
like so many, you are drawn to the irresistable glamour of the
Ninja Monkey lifestyle and you think you've got what it takes,
take the initiative and email me at raj@urbanmixer.com. Show
me what you've got; I like to look. Give me the 411 on an unmissable,
sponge-worthy event and you could have a future in the elite
Urban Mixer ninja monkey Delta Force. Or at least you could have
a future in an Urban Mixer gimme tee. Whatever.
URBAN
MIXER WEEKLY, IN THIS ISSUE
DRESS
YOUR FAMILY IN CORDUROY AND DENIM, BUT BEFORE YOU DO, READ THESE
INSTRUCTIONS:
Don't
worry, I didn't read it either. But if you don't read THIS, you
won't know how to use this email, and you know we like to be
knowingly used. To check out the week at a glance (plus a double-take
and a couple of sly looks), click HERE [http://www.urbanmixer.com/events.asp] and prepare to be inundated with city-licious activity. If you'd
rather dip a toe at a time into the stream of consciousness you
can click on the day itself and you'll get just the event for
that day. There is room in this town for toe dippers a well as
glancers, and probably an Internet chat room for each.
CHECK
IT OUT, KILL SOME TIME
Ahoy!
The Ninja Monkeys at talklikeapirate.com tell us that September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day, arrr!.
Get the basics and more (including some great pickup lines) from
their howto page HERE [http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html],
matey! ...
You
know we're here for you, baby. Where? Right here at http://www.urbanmixer.com, updated 25/8, 366 days per year by
our elite cadre of Ninja Monkeys. All this week they will update
via Sidekick while airing out their piercings on a lush, sunbaked
rooftop terrace, attended by naked slaves bearing Cristal and
Godiva. No, really.
Did
I mention we're hiring?
Raj
Taneja
Most Major Urban Mixologist, Urban Mixer
phone: (604)
313-7690
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com
 ...
you just might want to stay single
IN
DA HOUSE: Urban MIXER HOUSE PARTIES
On
the house or in the house, you'll want to get out of your house
and into your sweetest denim for our Urban Mixer events, cooked
up by the Ninja Monkey Elite Corps! Just remember the dress code:
all Urban Mixer events are strictly acidwash-free. So Heather
Locklear will just have to stay home.
Dinner
Party
It's a platter
party! So be prepared to share! Come join us and 10 other singles
down at Capones!
WHEN:
Thursday, September 8th, 2005 6:30 PM
WHERE: Stanley Park Parking Lot, 500 Denman Street, Vancouver
   
Twisted
Conversations Speed Dating
Ages 28 - 39 down
at the Buffalo Club. Get Fast!
WHEN:
Sunday, September 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
WHERE: The Buffalo Club, 1161 Granville Street, Vancouver
Two-Year
Anniversary Party
Our house is your house,
kick it with us for our big Two-Year bash. Can I get a witness!?
WHEN:
Wednesday, September 14th, 2005 5:00 PM
WHERE: Stonegrill, 1661 Granville Street, Vancouver
OUR
FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS! RAJ'S PICKS
We
had nothing to do with these, but I just like them. What can
I say? For an arbiter of social hotness, I'm an awfully arbitrary
arbiter. Arbite me.
Let
Your Body Rock premiering on September 20th at Skybar, stay
tuned for more information.
THE
WHOLE SHEBANG: THE META-CALENDAR OF META-MAGNIFICENCE
We
know what you want, and we're giving it up. Click it out, biotch.
Extreme
Animals
You've heard the
Paperrad crew, right? Start the week off with some spazzy noize/techno
down at 69pender. $2.99 cover (or more if you want). The instantcoffee
freaks will be there too.
WHEN:
Monday, August 29th, 2005 9:00 PM
WHERE: 69pender, 69 Pender Street, Vancouver
TUESDAY
NIGHT FIGHTS
Amateur boxing
at Richards. Booze and boys beating the crap out of each other.
Seems like a regular Saturday night but this time they get
gloves and a ref.
WHEN:
Tuesday, August 30th, 2005 8:00 PM
WHERE: Richards on Richards, 1036 Richards Street, Vancouver
Bavaria
Beach Party
For those of
you who decide to call in sick on Thursday here's ample reason
to do so. $1.00 highballs, wet t-shirt contest and hot tub
in the club. Yup, definitely can see a hangover forming right
now.
WHEN:
Wednesday, August 31st, 2005 8:00 PM
WHERE: Cherry Bay Beach Club, 1 Alexander Street, Vancouver
A-Town
Presents High Society
Alright, I hear
the service at Azure ain't the greatest but the music is
sure to rock ya. Check out what the mixmasters and mixmistresses
in Delhi, Mumbai and Goa (well, and my boyz ain Bangalore)
already know. Rock with the UM crew.. after you recover from
that hangover.
WHEN:
Wednesday, September 1st, 2005 9:00 PM
WHERE: Azure Lounge & Grill (Plaza of Nations), 750 Pacific Blvd., Vancouver
Armin
Van Buuren Shivers CD Release Party
Friday night,
top rated DJ down at Plush. Check it out and get ready to
live it trance style.
WHEN:
Friday, September 2nd, 2005 9:30 PM
WHERE:
Plush, 750 Pacific Blvd., Vancouver
PNE
Beer Garden - Incognito
Saturday afternoon
jazz. Sexy bass, guitar, drums and vocals to make you melt
into your chair. Safely tho - from the confines of the PNE
Beer Garden.
WHEN:
Saturday, September 3rd, 2005 4:45 PM
WHERE:
PNE Grounds, 100 N. Renfrew Street, Vancouver
Trancemission
featuring BROOKLYN BOUNCE w/GUESTS
Get ready to
bounce baby. One of the 90's most infuential house acts
makin' it back to Vancouver.
WHEN:
Saturday, September 3rd, 2005 10:00 PM
WHERE: Maritime Labour Centre, 1880 Triumph Street, Vancouver
The
DISKETTES
More music down
at VPL. This time, more local content, except for that dude
they brought in from the UK, that is.
WHEN:
Sunday, September 4th, 2005 8:00 PM
WHERE: Vancouver Public Library, 350 West Georgia Street, Vancouver
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