Hey
Catz !
This
week’s calendar is the cream of the crop, served up ice-cold
or smokin’ hot, however you prefer, Your Slinky Majesties.
So drop that mouse and get out of the house!
IN
THE NOW, HOT TIN ROOF ALERT
Two
events happening right now.
Come on down and cool them paws off:
Two
Urban Mixer events this week you've gotta join us at! Sign up
now and check it out:
Caught
something fast and entertaining lately? Found the perfect spot
for curling up with a good...bookie? Have the inside scoop
on something big about to blow? Well don’t just sit there,
gossip! Click THIS [raj@urbanmixer.com]
little joy buzzer and email me the 411. If your scoop is super, you’ll
score some exclusive clothing to remove smoulderingly once it gets sweaty. For
instructions on getting sweaty, read on...
URBAN
MIXER WEEKLY, IN THIS ISSUE
If
you want it all, now, you’ll find it in our calendar of
events HERE [http://www.urbanmixer.com/events.asp].
If you’re a fussy cat you can click a day of the week
on the right hand side of this email and we will obediently dish
up one day at a time, all served on a silver platter scattered
with rose petals and Champagne truffles.
CATNIP
FOR COOL CATS
Holy
meow!
Got a thing for kitty clones or your next robotic pet? JLS down
at the f blog gives us the dope on exotic cats that are all the
rage HERE [http://www.jennshreve.com/thefblog].
Kitties
and Catz, if you want to really put that mouse to good use, make http://www.urbanmixer.com your
start page and never find yourself hesitating on the doorstep
again!
Did
I mention we're hiring?
Raj
Taneja
"Just Call Me Felix,", Urban Mixer
phone: (604)
721-8869
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com
 ...
you just might want to stay single
PS
- this mailing comes in five different fruit flavours this week.
We couldn't decide which one to send... Check the archive
site for
all five.
HOME
TURF: THE URBAN MIXER PLAYGROUNDS
Created
by us, just for you, these are the unmissable offerings of the
Urban Mixer Empire; the sun never sets on the UM Empire, ‘cuz
not even God would trust us in the dark!
Dinner
Party
It's a platter
party, so be prepared to (over)share with other sexy Urban
Mixers on the primo patio at Capones.
WHEN:
Thursday, September 8th, 2005 6:30 PM
WHERE: Stanley Park Parking Lot, 500 Denman Street, Vancouver
   
Twisted
Conversations Speed Dating
Ages 28 - 39 down
at the Buffalo Club. Hang on for the ride of your life!
WHEN:
Sunday, September 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
WHERE: The Buffalo Club, 1161 Granville Street, Vancouver
Two-Year
Anniversary Party
Get Stoned! Our Two-Yeariversary
bash will put the ART in PARTY! Put yourself in the picture, kitté!
WHEN:
Wednesday, September 14th, 2005 5:00 PM
WHERE: Stonegrill, 1661 Granville Street, Vancouver
CAT
SCAN, N. - SEARCH FOR PUDDY
These
be the coolest cats we found hangin' around the 'hood. The posse's
events. The cat's a.. er.. ankles! Ya!
blim
closing event
LAST MINUTE EVENT
LISTING. TONIGHT! blim, it's gone but tonight, we commemorate
down at Video In. See you there brothers and sisters.
WHEN:
Sunday, September 4th, 2005 9:00 PM
WHERE: Video In Studios, 1965 Main Street, Vancouver
I
SCREAM SUNDAY
LAST MINUTE
EVENT LISTING. TONIGHT! Our boy Naz is having an event
down at Bar None. Best club event in the city, bar none!
See you there too!
WHEN:
Sunday, September 4th, 2005 10:45 PM
WHERE:
BAR NONE, 1222 Hamilton Street, Vancouver
Let
Your Body Rock Official Launch
Opening night
for a weekly event down at Skybar. The city's hottest DJ
lineup and more! See you there!
WHEN:
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005 9:00 PM
WHERE: ..
AROUND
THE BLOCK: OTHER REASONS TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
These
cats use their use the litter box and have a private banquet
on their own terms. Usually at 3AM but also frequently
at other times - right when they wake up. Youze cats are invited.
Terminal
City Victory Square After-party
The event
started as a beer, went around like reefer, and ended up passed out in
the backyard under the picnic table with a empty quart of whiskey
clutched in its hands and a huge smile on its face.
WHEN:
Monday, September 5th, 2005 9:00 PM
WHERE: The LAMPLIGHTER, 210 Abbott Street, Vancouver
Joel
Kroeker, Dan Mangan + Andy Collins
Catchy pop/rock
with choruses guaranteed to stick in your head. Like that post-it
note last week.
WHEN:
Tuesday, September 6th, 2005 8:00 PM
WHERE: The Railway Club, 579 Dunsmuir St, Vancouver
Brazilian
Girls
Ahh Brazillian
Girls. Of course, this time we're reminiscing about the NY-based
trip-hoppy band. Imagine grace jones, blondie, the sugar
cubes, and astrud gilberto having a wild party and you are
only half-way there.
WHEN:
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 9:00 PM
WHERE: The Red Room, 398 Richards Street, Vancouver
Urban
Mixer Dinner Party
It's a platter
party. This Wednesday. Register soon or it's Mr. Tubesteak
for you! Click HERE to
find out more!
Centre
A presents NEIGHBOURHOOD Opening
Centre A's new
location. Same building at the old blim. Hmm.. Komakino moves
into the Homer location, Centre A moves into the Pender location,
art conspiracy?
WHEN:
Friday, September 9th, 2005 6:00 PM
WHERE:
Centre A, 23 West Pender Street, Vancouver
COCKTAILS
WITH LUCKY EIGHTS
Join Lucky, the
drunken-ugly brother of Michael Caine, along with his faithful
sidekick Darling. Do drop by. Lucky’s in danger of
being deported.
WHEN:
Saturday, September 10th, 2005 6:00 PM
WHERE:
PERFORMANCE WORKS, 1218 Cartwright Street, Granville Island, Vancouver
Back
to School Get Together
Join The Hacker
straight from Berlin for an awesome Waldorf event. Always
loved the location, now you can too. Check out the other
rooms while you're at it, too!
WHEN:
Saturday, September 10th, 2005 9:00 PM
WHERE: Waldorf Hotel, 1489 East Hastings Street, Vancouver
Urban
Mixer Twisted Conversations (Ages 28 - 39)
Meet up to 15
members of the opposite sex in a no-pressure, fun event.
After that, watch Raj make another attempt at taming the
mechanical bull. Click HERE to
find out more.
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