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To: Chin-hwa and the rest of the R&D crew
From: Dear Leader

'Sup fools? KJ-I here. Revolutionary greetings in the name of the glorious Korean people and all that shizzo. Yo, I need y'all to take a look at this dope Events Calendar and Blog one of our dirties in the West picked up. The imperialist swine call it the Urban Mixer Events Calendar and Blog. I call it stupid fresh. Check it: 1000s of events, listings for Calgary, Vancouver and Seattle, the maddest event coverage they even hit it with parties of their own.

Here's what I'm thinking: y'all crack it open and figure out how it works. We set up a factory to make our own – I think these are made in China, so if one brutal dictatorship can manufacture them, why not another? Then we issue one to every household, along with a selection of my dopest joints in every Monday's email newsletter. Speeches, TV appearances, that video I did with Ja Rule – all of it. Then they can get a week's dose of Jong-Illage while they're on the train to work, walking to their "volunteer" jobs on the weekends, or foraging for edible grasses. Here's a bonus: anybody who's caught not watching me on a knockoff of Urban Mixer's Weekly Blog, we get to shoot!

I know y'all like the idea, so get on that shiznit, yo. But don't bother with the mobile edition or RSS feeds – it's not like any of our people have that technology. Juche out! NoKo reprazent!

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So, what's coming up ?

Well, we're glad you asked:

WHAT: The Pillowman at the Firehall Arts Centre
WHERE: The Firehall Arts Centre, 280 Cordova Street East, Vancouver
WHO: Matthew Harrison, Michael Karl Richards, Peter Grasso, Jeremy Raymond, Carrie Wheeler and others
WHY: Winner of Laurence Olivier's Award for Best New Play and a Tony Award for Best Play
WHEN: April 10, 11, 13, 16, 18, 19, 20 - 7:30PM
HOW (MUCH): $23 for most showings with a pay what you can on the 16th and two for one tonight (10th)

Starting tonight (Thursday the 10th,) our friends at auto/ONE and Thousand Faces Equity Co-Op are presenting the Pillowman. Martin McDonagh's latest masterpiece - think back to A Skull in Connemara.


Cool... what else do you have up your sleeve, Nina?

We've got RBC desiFEST - celebrating South Asian Music and Culture coming up May 3rd and stay tuned for desiQUEST that same night, the afterparty, presented by Urban Mixer, A-Town Productions and Virsar Media.

WHAT: An outdoor festival celebrating cool Canadian Music by South Asian Artists on Water Street
WHERE: Water Street, between Carall and Cambie
WHO: Open to the public, no charge - after party tickets will be available on the 16th
WHY: RBC desiFEST showcases approximately 20 outstanding, local South Asian Canadian artists, gives them exposure and helps to increase their profile in the mainstream music industry
WHEN: Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 10am - 8pm

Stay tuned - we have lots more coming your way. See you this weekend at ION 5 Year on Saturday and definitely more.

Regards,

Nina Sohi,
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Urban Mixer

phone: (800) 688-1868 x 912
nina@urbanmixer.com
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