A fish! May 26th - June 1st, 2008.

The inchworm refuses to convert to centipede, and the weather is a slide rule on my conscience! Wine! Women! Men! Sheep! Oops, overshare.

In a world filled with tap-dancing ravens, there will always be room for your weekly Urban Mixer event calendar! Walrus lungs!

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URBAN MIXER WEEKLY, IN THIS ISSUE

• The Salon! [Weekly LINKS]
• Other Schools! [Other EVENTS]

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Our Urban Mixer email is a fabulous collage of the most exquisite delicacies the daemons of the night can prepare. Scroll down to see the whole exquisite corpse laid out for viewing, or click on any one of the individual masterpieces on the right to start a jealous feud and view just that particular work of art. To experience the entire month's cavalcade of twisted delights, click HERE and then sing "Waltzing Matilda" backwards while wearing a fireman's hat.

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The Salon! The weekly links

Bring your most twisted desires; we've got a cousin they should meet!

• Urban Mixer Weekly : May 26th, 2008
• ENVY MY MUSIC at Celebrities
• Silk and Satin at Canvas Lounge
• The 10th Annual Leo Awards
• Caprice’s 5 Year Anniversary
• Chip Wilson’s Wake
• Ralph Klein at Metro Restaurant
• Urban Mixer TV : March 24, 2008 (Vancouver Edition)
• Urban Mixer Auto : 2005 BMW M3 Coupe

Soluble Fish. That would be a great name for a seafood restaurant, don't you think? Get some bouillabaisse on the menu and there you go! We will see you at one of these fabulous events soon, my comrades, and if not then I shall just assume you are locked in a garret of strange beauty, creating wonders. But don't be a stranger; it's hard to be stranger than me!

Raj Taneja
The walrus was...a fish!

phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com

... the cure for the common social life

Other Schools! Other Events

Everything of artistic merit outside Urban Mixerism.

Rent Money 7 - MC Battle at The Lamplighter Public House
Fresh Coast Entertaiment Presents...Monday Night Live. 16 mc's will battle it out for $500 cash and a bunch of prizes. For mc sign up or more information on the event check out. READ MORE

WHEN: Monday, May 26th, 2008 8:00 PM
WHERE: The Lamplighter Public House, 92 Water Street, Vancouver

Housexy - Ministary Of Sound at Tonic Nightclub
Paul Deighton is one of Housexy's up and coming producers and resident DJ. Having represented the brand across the world, he has now also gone onto to have his works signed to Gungo Ho Records as well as feature on the Housexy albums. READ MORE

WHEN: Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 9:00 PM
WHERE: Tonic Nightclub, 919 Granville Street, Vancouver

Agam Productions Networking Social and Launch Party at The Alibi Room
This is launch for Agam Productions and a chance for aspiring filmmakers to network with top industry professionals. There will be a trailer of Bollywood Beckons featured at 11:15pm. READ MORE

WHEN: Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 9:30 PM
WHERE: The Alibi Room, 157 Alexander Street, Vancouver

"Sex in the City Fashions" at Changes Clothing
Channel the ladies of Sex in the City at the annual Changes Clothing Spring/Summer Fashion Show. Come see how to push the fashion boundaries with the hottest looks for summer worn by five Changes’ clients, who range in size and age. Plus enjoy an after-hours sale, door prizes, and refreshments. READ MORE

WHEN: Thursday, May 29th, 2008 6:30 PM
WHERE: Changes Clothing, 4454 W 10th Avenue, Vancouver

XXX RocKStaR Juiced 'Sex' Party 3 (The Final Showdown) at The Standard Nightclub
Back by popular demand, PreTTy BoY EntertainmenT & RocKStaR Energy Drink Present "XXX RockStaR Juiced 'SEX' Party 3 (The Final Showdown) If you came to the last one you know how mental it was. READ MORE

WHEN: Friday, May 30th, 2008 9:00 PM
WHERE: The Standard Nightclub, 140 6th Street, New Westminster, BC

Market Fusion - Launch Party at Crush Champagne Lounge
Market Fusion is the business networking brainchild of Patrick Whibley and Neil Currie. Through our experience in the business world, we have discovered that there is a serious lack of opportunities for young business people alike to Connect. Our vision is to Fuse the business community and open all potential doors. READ MORE

WHEN: Saturday, May 31st, 2008 8:00 PM
WHERE: Crush Champagne Lounge, 1180 Granville Street, Vancouver

Kitty Nights Burlesque at The Biltmore Cabaret
Fresh feline fun and feminine freedom!! Kitty Nights brings its special brand of NYC style Burlesque straight from the Big Apple to the Big BC...Vancouver!! . READ MORE

WHEN: Sunday, June 1st, 2008 9:00 PM
WHERE: The Biltmore Cabaret, 395 Kingsway, Vancouver

Contact for further info

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