A fish! June 2nd - 8th, 2008.

The inchworm refuses to convert to centipede, and the weather is a slide rule on my conscience! Wine! Women! Men! Sheep! Oops, overshare.

In a world filled with tap-dancing ravens, there will always be room for your weekly Urban Mixer event calendar! Walrus lungs!

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URBAN MIXER WEEKLY, IN THIS ISSUE

• The Salon! [Weekly LINKS]
• The Acolytes! [Affiliate EVENTS]
• Other Schools! [Other EVENTS]

How to use THIS newsletter

Our Urban Mixer email is a fabulous collage of the most exquisite delicacies the daemons of the night can prepare. Scroll down to see the whole exquisite corpse laid out for viewing, or click on any one of the individual masterpieces on the right to start a jealous feud and view just that particular work of art. To experience the entire month's cavalcade of twisted delights, click HERE and then sing "Waltzing Matilda" backwards while wearing a fireman's hat.

Photos from our Last Event

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SPY for Us

A Letter to Seers: If you hear about a surreal new venue, a party of unspeakable, strange beauty, or an absolutely surreal new product, pull out your quill pen or keyboard (as you choose) and drop me a line. If yours is the first notice I recieve, I'll send you a disconcertingly normal-appearing Urban Mixer tee, perfect for wearing with beret and smock.

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The Salon! The weekly links

Bring your most twisted desires; we've got a cousin they should meet!

• Urban Mixer Weekly : June 9th, 2008
• TASTE at Caprice Nightclub
• Kanye, Lupe, N*E*R*D and Rihanna at GM Place
• A Sake Celebration
• Seafood in the Summer at Marinaside
• Urban Mixer TV : March 24, 2008 (Vancouver Edition)
• Urban Mixer Auto : 2005 BMW M3 Coupe

Soluble Fish. That would be a great name for a seafood restaurant, don't you think? Get some bouillabaisse on the menu and there you go! We will see you at one of these fabulous events soon, my comrades, and if not then I shall just assume you are locked in a garret of strange beauty, creating wonders. But don't be a stranger; it's hard to be stranger than me!

Raj Taneja
The walrus was...a fish!

phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com

... the cure for the common social life

The Acolytes! Affiliate Events

Our connections are the avant-est of the garde!

Chip's Not Dead Yet Memorial Mile
Think of this as part run, walk, parade and party - the funniest charity run alive! Over 1000 enthusiastic people are expected to turn out for this inaugural challenge. READ MORE

WHEN: Friday, June 20th, 2008 6:00 PM
WHERE: Point Grey, West 10th Avenue and Tolmie Street, Vancouver

Other Schools! Other Events

Everything of artistic merit outside Urban Mixerism.

4REAL Vancouver Benefit Party at District 319 Theatre
You are invited to celebrate the airing of 4REAL Vancouver and the work of the PHS Community Services Society in their struggle to create space for some of the Downtown Eastside's poorest and most marginalized residents. READ MORE

WHEN: Monday, June 9th, 2008 7:00 PM
WHERE: District 319 Theatre, 319 Main Street, Vancouver

Peller Estates Winemaker's dinner at Hamilton Street Grill
To celebrate Hamilton Street Grill's 11th Anniversary in Yaletown, we are offering perhaps the best value winemaker's dinner of the year. For $62.50 per person a seven-course dinner by Hamilton Street Grill's Executive Chef Neil Wyles and Sous Chef Aaron Chan will be served with six very special BC wines. READ MORE

WHEN: Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 6:30 PM
WHERE: Hamilton Street Grill, 1009 Hamilton Street, Vancouver

Team Canada Djs World Tour: Montreal at The Modern
A special edition of the Modern World Tour: MONTREAL The Team Canada DJs show us how the East Coast rocks. With the big homie DJ Hedspin. READ MORE

WHEN: Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 10:00 PM
WHERE: The Modern, 7 Alexander Street, Vancouver

luscious moov at ginger sixtytwo
Soulful. House. Live. 7 piece house music band featuring fluttering horns, driving percussion, jackin' rhythm section and disco fueled vocals. READ MORE

WHEN: Thursday, June 12th, 2008 9:00 PM
WHERE: Ginger 62, 1219 Granville St, Vancouver

Night at the Aquarium
Be a part of this exclusive event, explore the aquarium, sample tantalizing fare from top Ocean Wise restaurants and enjoy premium wines and cocktails. READ MORE

WHEN: Friday, June 13th, 2008 7:00 PM
WHERE: Vancouver Aquarium, 845 Avison Way, Vancouver

Green Girls Gone Wild at Canvas Lounge
Starting the summer green vibe off with sexy ass-shakin’ funky to electro house. Celebrate eco chic with our Ace Body-Painted models and Femme Fatale Dancers. READ MORE

WHEN: Saturday, June 14th, 2008 8:00 PM
WHERE: Canvas Lounge, 99 Powell Street, Vancouver

FATHER'S DAY: BIG REDS at Taylorwood Wines
FATHER’S DAY: BIG REDS – It just sounds like what we should be pouring for our heroes: solid, reliable and lovable reds! READ MORE

WHEN: Sunday, June 15th, 2008 3:00 PM
WHERE: Taylorwood Wines, 1185 Mainland Street, Vancouver

Contact for further info

Huh? Decode this manifesto with my help: just call me anytime at (800) 688-1868 x 911 or email me HERE.

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